Tuesday, 2 February 2016

You Can't Doubt 'THESE FACTS', If You Are Living or Had LIVED in Nigeria Before.

        
       No matter how far and wide you go, you can never find a country like Nigeria. Everything about Nigeria is unique after all in which country can you find  Dasukigate, Ekitigate so many gates all at the same time.
       The truth about Nigerians is, no matter how long a Nigerian stay elsewhere, you can never take Nigeria out of the person. 
     






        ELVISUPDATE has REALLY worked hard to put together these six(6) FACTS below that anyone who lives or has lived in Nigeria can not make an attempt argued against…

1.     Every Nigerian can relate with the fact that your salary is only safe when you haven’t touched it all but as soon as you start, you become a good as someone who doesn’t have a job.
 Naira notes
 2.    No Nigerian is oblivious of the fact that, in Nigeria,...different administrations can award or re-award one road and yet the road is still as bad as it was years before.
                                            
3.    Graduates reducing their age to get a job is common practice in Nigeria.
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4.    If allowed by Traffic Officers, Nigerians would probably never ever use their seat belt till they sell the car.
                                                                5.     Every Nigerian can relate to the fact that your N1000 is only huge and valuable when it’s in your pocket and you are yet to spend N100 out of it. Ones you break the money, the money is as good as finished. 

6.      In Nigeria, politicians who steal naira are now amatuers because that is old fashion as they have all upgraded to stealing billions of dollars.  one-million-dollars                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                        

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