SEE UNDOUBTABLE 'FACTS' ABOUT 'FACE-ME-I-SLAP-YOU', TYPE OF A HOUSE.

          “Face-me-i-face-you” or “Face-to-face” is an informal term for a type of residential real estate in Nigeria, where a group of one or two-room apartments have their entrances facing each other along a walkway.

          They are low rent and are commonly used by the low income Nigerians because of their affordability. Face-me-I-face-you has been rechristened “Face-me-i-slap you’ because of the kind of things that often happens there.
 

          You cannot doubt the following facts about the type of people who are likely to meet or come across if you leave in a 'face-me-l-face-you,' type of a house.
1.                That Nosy neighbor:
      You are definitely going to meet that one...